lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

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@3 months ago with 518958 notes

does anyone else just stand there and be like: “Maybe I wont acomplish anything in my life, but I will make this the best fucking sandwich ever”

@3 months ago with 1 note
#food #sandwich #what #random #funny #txt #idk #idk man 
me:do ur homework
me:no
@3 months ago with 407869 notes
omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

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@3 months ago with 715680 notes
@7 months ago with 52724 notes
Mothafucka

Mothafucka

@3 months ago with 1 note
#grammar #nazi #random #superman #movie #bored #keep scrolling #pictures 

Me: Where you wanna go?
Gf: doesnt matter, anywhere
Me: movies?
Gf: Meh, I dont wanna watch a movie
Me: dinner?
Gf: Meh, not hungry
Me: Well where you wanna go then?
Gf: doesnt matter, anywhere

@3 months ago
#txt #quotes #random #women 

d0gbl0g:

reblog if you are secretly a dog

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@3 months ago with 4762 notes

I FREAKING LOVE THIS!

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@7 months ago with 726033 notes

areddhels:

Today in Middle-Earth:  the Chamber of Mazarbul, the Bridge of Khazad-dûm, and the fall of Gandalf (January 15th, 3019 T.A.)

   With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished. But  even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard’s knees  dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the  abyss. ‘Fly, you fools! ’ he cried, and was gone.

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@8 months ago with 2423 notes